February 2011
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In other news
The Tom Collins is a totally underrated drink.
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January 2011
89 posts
Liverpool apparently just signed Pete Doherty's... →
“Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am.”
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Trying really hard to not wish non-fatal but...
It’s a lost cause, though. I hope he twists his ankle the moment after he signs with Chelsea.
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This book is infuriating me for reasons far too...
Suffice it to say that it includes the sentence “I will not allow my efforts at theory construction to be needlessly constrained by available observational data.”
The A-level of this library is a special kind of...
Specifically, the kind where people really, really care about t-tests and probability distributions. And talk about how much they care about t-tests and probability distributions. Loudly.
Disadvantage of eating at the main campus dining...
Advantage: all-you-can-eat fried chicken
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So I just e-mailed my professor a question about...
Specifically, I asked him where to find some articles that aren’t available on JSTOR or, despite what his syllabus says, in the giant reader we have for the class.
When professors get an e-mail like that from a student timestamped after midnight on a Saturday, they judge the student, right? Like, my weekend has been spent this way because of this professor’s class, but I can...
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Françoise Hardy is awesome studying music because...
Usually if I’m reading something that takes a lot of concentration, I listen to something instrumental like Explosions in the Sky so I’m not distracted by words, but it turns out words that mean nothing to me don’t distract me, either. Thanks, French people.
In other news, this book continues to be largely incomprehensible, in silence or otherwise. I suspect some of it is...
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Instead of reading about social stratification...
Okkervil River! Wye Oak! Ezra Furman and the Harpoons! Deer Tick! Old 97s! Childish Gambino! The Twilight Sad! Das Racist! Noah and the Whale! Freddie Gibbs! Exene Cervenka! Surfer Blood! Las Robertas! The Rural Alberta Advantage! It not being goddamn freezing even when I’m inside!
Sigh. Back to reading about how this dude thinks that rational choice theory can somehow explain status...
If Comcast can destroy Net Neutrality, it can offer ‘tiered service’ and make...
– Net Neutrality, Keith Olbermann, and the Limits of Schadenfreude (via garlandgrey)
Net Neutrality is really, really important, y’all.
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Hey, Ayn Rand took Social Security benefits →
There’s an op-ed on the website for the Ayn Rand Center for Individual Rights entitled “Social Security is Immoral.”
I am shocked— shocked I tell you— by this hypocrisy.
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Jeff Mangum to play a Fall 2011 American tour?! →
someoneyouoncedug:
coreymcollins:
marvelousthing:
wehateyourhate:
samantids:
SIGN ME UP!
I guess the world really IS ending.
i have a list. a list of people that would make me poop my pants if i ever saw them perform. jeff mangum is one of the people on my list.
Jeff Magnum? Sounds like a porn name. Nerds.
I may or may not have creamed myself…
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but always up the mountainside you’re clambering:
groping blindly, hungry for...
– Joanna Newsom, “Only Skin” (via baileyeverywhere)
Oh hell yes.
I wonder how often a Joanna Newsom song has been described with “Oh hell yes.”
That is the way I feel about “Only Skin,” though. Especially the part at the end where Joanna Newsom and Bill Callahan sing...
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I recognize that Leonard Cohen's is the best, but...
I saw her perform it at Irving Plaza in 2005, and as soon as she started playing, everybody in the room kind of stopped breathing because they didn’t want any other sound to sully the air. And that’s always going to stay with me.
For the record
My hierarchy of Hallelujahs: Cohen > Spektor > Buckley > Wainwright > … > Bono
As much as I like Wainwright’s, it’s basically just a worse version of Buckley’s.
Those ellipses represent every other version of “Hallelujah” that has ever been recorded and ever will be recorded, because it is not possible to record a worse version than Bono did.
Amy Andronicus: When Do It Yourself Becomes Do It... →
amyandronicus:
The problem with underground and DIY music scenes has always been their exclusiveness. America’s punk movement, which has offered refuge to countless misfits and dreamers over the years, has also erected numerous barriers to entry.
To gain entrance into a particular scene, people may be…
This is really interesting.
booyahgrandmere:
That Freaks & Geeks gif reminded me that after I watched the pilot I was I think 14? And I was in my parents’ basement downloading Styx’s “Come Sail Away” on Napster because when Lindsay Weir asked Eli to dance it really touched me.
Correct me if I’m wrong but I have the distinct memory of it being on Friday nights, which perhaps helped lead to its cancellation.
Oh, it...
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Trying to decide whether or not it's appropriate...
Probably not, right?
Hear that, poor people?
Paul Ryan wants to take away your hammock. You’ve been resting in the sweet, sweet comfort of not being allowed to die in the gutter for too long now.
Wow, John Boehner did not think that joke about...
“Making jokes about salmon disrespects the memory of 9/11,” I imagine he might say.
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Hey nerds, who's got two thumbs, speaks limited...
I really wish I could find a GIF of Liz Lemon pointing to herself.
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My brother just sent me a text asking if I'd...
I don’t know if I’ve ever been more proud.
It could always be worse
Aaron: Oh God, at least I'm not in law school.
I'll just keep repeating that to myself.
As I rock back and forth under this blanket.
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I just purchased a required textbook on the...
This book cost $60.
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I just made a Caesar salad, only instead of...
It was pretty bomb.
Last night was brought to you by PBR tallboys and...
Bring it, dark dismal Chicago winter. You don’t scare me.
Dead Republican Presidents. You gotta love 'em.
In 1954, President Dwight Eisenhower (R) wrote a letter to his brother. “Should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history,” Ike said. The president acknowledged in the letter that there are some who advocate such nonsense, but added, “Their number is...
Kettlecorn!
That’s a funtime snack.
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Also, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
Also, more bourbon.
Am I drinking Maker's Mark and about to sing...
Possibly.
Dear vehicle drivers:
qed:
Hey there! You’re trying to turn right. I’m trying to use the crosswalk. I know you’ve seen me standing here waiting for the light to turn, literally quaking in my literal boots. The windchill makes it 8 degrees today!
So help me god, if you don’t give me the fucking right of way so that I can get to my fucking insulated destination as quickly as possible, I hope you fatally hit me so...
Us Kids Know: →
topfiverecords:
David Simon responds to Baltimore police commissioner’s comments that The Wire was a damaging and misrepresenting look at his city.
“Publicly, let me state that The Wire owes no apologies—at least not for its depiction of those portions of Baltimore where we set our story, for its address of economic and political priorities and urban poverty, for its discussion of the drug...
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Operation: Cactus Trouble: "Dear Justin Bieber" →
826chi:
An open letter by Jillian H.
Dear Justin Bieber,
Hi!! I am a curious twelve-year-old listener. I have so many questions to ask you! Just so you know, some of these questions come off the top of my head. Why do you sing like a girl? Is it because you haven’t matured? What are facts you like about Selena Gomez? I ask you this because everyone says you like each other. Why do you...
Oh my God, taco de pescado from Big Star, where...
There would be a picture here, but I kind of just inhaled it.